Superman

SUPES; Look at this garbage planet full of garbage people, and all of them expecting me to just use all my superpowers to magically fix and run their garbage society. 'Oh Superman if only you would just kill off the bad guys instead of throwing them in jail, Oh Superman if only you can just use pull the cure for cancer out of your butt, Oh Superman if only you would just run for president,' Yeah well if only you people could just get your shit together and stop relying on gods for-Is that another goddamn gender reveal party in the forest?! With fireworks?! THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS MONTH! And of fucking course it starts a wildfire! I hate this planet....